Poems /
Jokes
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- you have high blood pressure
- This is me from last copes.
- But the fishing but calm.
- I agree, but I usually makšķerēju prohibited places.
- This is me from last copes.
- But the fishing but calm.
- I agree, but I usually makšķerēju prohibited places.
[ Jokes ]
At parapsihologa: - I see you in a previous life have been male. . . The patient - I also had this, but what\'s the point. . .
[ Jokes ]
- What are you working on?
- I morgue corpses washed.
- At least well paid?
- Seven dead bodies washed away, my eighth.
- I morgue corpses washed.
- At least well paid?
- Seven dead bodies washed away, my eighth.
[ Jokes ]
mother and daughter conversation:
- Mom, I just make an abortion.
- What?!
- March, April, joked. January\'d grandma
- Mom, I just make an abortion.
- What?!
- March, April, joked. January\'d grandma
[ Jokes ]
Winnie says Little Pigs:
- I know what will happen to you when grown.
Little Pigs:
- You read my horoscope. ?
Winnie:
- No, the cookbook.
- I know what will happen to you when grown.
Little Pigs:
- You read my horoscope. ?
Winnie:
- No, the cookbook.
[ Jokes ]
Pigglet store and asks:
- You are bearskin hats?
Seller
- It is.
Pigglet pulls machine gun:
- Ratatatatat! This will tell you about Winnie the Pooh
- You are bearskin hats?
Seller
- It is.
Pigglet pulls machine gun:
- Ratatatatat! This will tell you about Winnie the Pooh
[ Jokes ]
bristly boar. Opposite the owl flies. . .
Boar:
- Owl, where Winnie?
Owl:
- Nēēēzinu ...
Boar:
- Meet, say, the pig came from the army.
Boar:
- Owl, where Winnie?
Owl:
- Nēēēzinu ...
Boar:
- Meet, say, the pig came from the army.
[ Jokes ]
Pigglet talking to Winnie the Pooh:
- Vinnie, Vinnie, what do we do?
- Well, now we dibināsim a / s \"Medutiņš\"!
- Oh, we medutiņu tirgosim?
- No, we medutiņu we buy, but will sell pork.
- Vinnie, Vinnie, what do we do?
- Well, now we dibināsim a / s \"Medutiņš\"!
- Oh, we medutiņu tirgosim?
- No, we medutiņu we buy, but will sell pork.
[ Jokes ]
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet finds a gun lost in the woods. Both examines amended, Piglet lūr barrel, but Pooh accidentally pressed the trigger. You hear a bang. Piglet was lying down and twitching in agony. Pooh, angrily:
- You laugh a pig here, but I was left almost deaf!
- You laugh a pig here, but I was left almost deaf!
[ Jokes ]
- Mom, I am kontroldarbs!
- Son, do not worry - soon all repeat. The capital of Germany?
- Berlin.
- The French capital?
- Berlin. Mom, asking for something more complex.
- The capital of Poland?
- Berlin.
- What you make me wise, Adolf
- Son, do not worry - soon all repeat. The capital of Germany?
- Berlin.
- The French capital?
- Berlin. Mom, asking for something more complex.
- The capital of Poland?
- Berlin.
- What you make me wise, Adolf
[ Jokes ]
Rževskis first go to the opera. Sitting next to them and asks:
- Why is it there, dress coat, all the while nodding lady with a stake?
- He dwelleth, he conducts.
- Then why is she always crying?
- Why is it there, dress coat, all the while nodding lady with a stake?
- He dwelleth, he conducts.
- Then why is she always crying?
[ Jokes ]
Gena Cheburashka sends the apples. Cheburashka comes with one apple.
Gena Cheburashka puzzled asks:
- There were more apple?
- Was, was. . . further eight beautiful and big!
- What are you, fool, and does not take them?
- You know, Gena, did not notice
Gena Cheburashka puzzled asks:
- There were more apple?
- Was, was. . . further eight beautiful and big!
- What are you, fool, and does not take them?
- You know, Gena, did not notice
[ Jokes ]
Race Two Estonians elevator.
As already Jokes fitting, elevator stops.
It takes an hour, two. . .
One Estonian side suddenly says:
- While we\'re going to slow?
As already Jokes fitting, elevator stops.
It takes an hour, two. . .
One Estonian side suddenly says:
- While we\'re going to slow?
[ Jokes ]
Basskiāres plane is shot down.
The village children ran to zenītartilērista and asks:
- Uncle, Urmo, you notriecāt airplane?
- I!
- It was our plane!
- I, I!
The village children ran to zenītartilērista and asks:
- Uncle, Urmo, you notriecāt airplane?
- I!
- It was our plane!
- I, I!
[ Jokes ]
Two young Russians sitting in a Jacuzzi:
- How you have bodyguards?
- 11, but you?
- I am also the 11th Maybe football will play?
- How you have bodyguards?
- 11, but you?
- I am also the 11th Maybe football will play?
[ Jokes ]
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