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Boxer, who has problems with insomnia, consult a doctor.
Doctor recommends:
- Going to sleep quietly count: one, two, three. . . as long as aizmigsiet!
- It does not suit me, I get to 9, I usually spring in the legs.
[ Jokes ]
- Is it true that America is the great land of opportunity?
- It is true. Only the country\'s poor black boy can become a rich the white woman. . .
[ Jokes ]
urban passenger buses are usually on the driver\'s cab is a legend.
Germany: \"Talk to the manager is strictly forbidden!\"
England: \"The driver nesarunāties better.\"
Spain: \"There is no point talking to the driver.\"
Italy: \"Answer the driver is prohibited.\"
[ Jokes ]
- You\'re going to marry me just because I inherited my aunt\'s villa Nora?
- Of course not! Laugh, or? I will marry you, even though the villa you will inherit.
[ Jokes ]
nudist beach lies at the heart of man clothing. At his approach a couple of nudists and asks:
- You are a nudist?
- Yes.
- Why do you sleep clothes here?
- I am a pervert.
[ Jokes ]
Two police officers found a male corpse Terminal 1. Gymnasium. One policeman asks:
-You know how to write the word \"gymnasium\"?
-No!
-Well, then bring them to the post office.
[ Jokes ]
chemistry class.
The teacher:
-Maijiņa the color you eventually got a solution?
-Red.
Sit down, 5. Little Peter and the color?
-Orange.
-Sit down, 4, is not really such, as it should. Jānīt?
-Black!
-Two! Class, lie!
[ Jokes ]
Jānītis to go to the father and asks:-How do I become? -We will find you a cabbage. Jānītis rushes to her grandmother:-Select where to be a father? -We found the salad. Jānītis school essay wrote:-For generations my family has more vegetative propagation, acquaintanceships pleasure of an intimate knowledge!
[ Jokes ]
Janice reviewed the homework, the teacher exclaims:
-No errors! Say honestly, who helped your father?
[ Jokes ]
Jānītis blows chemistry class. Father comes to school and pay for the damages. The next day Jānītis blow up girls\' toilet. Father comes back to school and pay the damages.
The next day Jānītis comes home and asks Dad:
-You will go to school?
Father:-No, janit, I will not go ...
Jānītis:-Well, Dad, do not have anything on the ruins vazāties
[ Jokes ]
Jānītis falls 2m deep dry toilet. In desperation, he begins to yell, Burns, Burns, Burns! Come firefighters pulled Jānīti, and asks: where is burning? Jānītis answer: nowhere is off, but if you would come if I shout Shit, Shit, Shit?
[ Jokes ]
Jānītis requires Mum: I\'ll buy a dog? Mom said, go to a store and buy. Well, Jānītis go. comes home, mom says that\'s not the dog it\'s a frog!
[ Jokes ]
students feel at home to compose rhymed verse. The next day cause Janita and makes recite the prepared text. Jānītis recite:
- Flowers in hand the tug
Iebrien lake up the road.
Teacher: But where rhyme?
Jānītis: Pabridīs on, it will be
[ Jokes ]
Jānītim Teacher: \"Why are you again to lure the girls are getting dressed?\"
\"You know, I do not have internet at home!\"
[ Jokes ]
Rabbit jokes are delivered in the garden,
We laugh with his brother.
Then it hides the eggs in places
Where we can find.

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