young Russian doctor laments:
- Hey, doc, test Fisk - something I can not sleep at all, roll on the bed as unwise. . .
The doctor examined him:
- You know what, dude, you\'re practically healthy. A little stresiņš plagues you, try something in life replaced.
- No, Doc, you kind something flute! I have the two years I\'ve changed three houses, six mayor, five banks, three roofs, two wives and seven mistresses. . . What has changed? Saturiņicīts>
Boxer, who has problems with insomnia, consult a doctor.
- Going to sleep quietly count: one, two, three. . . as long as aizmigsiet!
- It does not suit me, I get to 9, I usually spring in the legs. Saturiņicīts>
- Is it true that America is the great land of opportunity?
- It is true. Only the country\'s poor black boy can become a rich the white woman. . . Saturiņicīts>
urban passenger buses are usually on the driver\'s cab is a legend.
Germany: \"Talk to the manager is strictly forbidden!\"
England: \"The driver nesarunāties better.\"
Spain: \"There is no point talking to the driver.\"
Italy: \"Answer the driver is prohibited.\" Saturiņicīts>
- You\'re going to marry me just because I inherited my aunt\'s villa Nora?
- Of course not! Laugh, or? I will marry you, even though the villa you will inherit. Saturiņicīts>
nudist beach lies at the heart of man clothing. At his approach a couple of nudists and asks:
- You are a nudist?
- Why do you sleep clothes here?
- I am a pervert. Saturiņicīts>
Two police officers found a male corpse Terminal 1. Gymnasium. One policeman asks:
-You know how to write the word \"gymnasium\"?
-Well, then bring them to the post office. Saturiņicīts>
director of the company summoned Head shots:
- I need a chief accountant!
- What are your requirements?
- For him to sleep! Saturiņicīts>
The Board meets two men.
- Lord, excruciating boredom! Do not you want to play cards?
- We have a lot of fun, but unfortunately, the cards are not played for fifteen years.
- It\'s not crazy, I last played twenty years ago. The hosts, move the card kit!
Stewart brings cards. The first takes the cards in your hand and says:
- It is not a single card!
The second will take the same cards and provides that:
- Yes, the Group of Eight summit
old man asks the bartender:
- What are the ingredients of the cocktail?
- Sugar, milk and rum.
- And what flavor?
- Excellent! Sugar is a strength, milk - power!
- But the rum?
- Rum is an idea where to put the power and energy. Saturiņicīts>
standing on the street two policemen sad. Passer-by asking:
- What happened?
- Our dog - pathfinder disappeared.
- So what? Both have the same dog will find the way to the station.
- The dog was already, but we?. . . Saturiņicīts>
- I wanted to suggest that people are not afraid of the police. But we, the police, the people are at work and the fear of the police who are at work. Saturiņicīts>
girl comes to apply to the firm as a secretary. Company director, says:
- I want to tell you that we most highly appreciate the initiative of employees. . .
The girl interrupted him:
- Great! Where are we going tonight? Saturiņicīts>
Revenue comes from an old chief accountant. He pieskrien young girl and asks:
- You transferred the balance sheet?
- Fees. . .
- Questions were asked?
- Yes. . .
- Please give write off
shop owner says its vendors:
- Tomorrow will come to practice with us students.
Arriving students sellers took all my heart to train rookies. At the end of practice painteresējas vendors:
- And what are you now teaches \"vendor\"?
- We nemācamies for sellers, but of Revenue officials. Saturiņicīts>
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